Interesting news in Popery

My twelve years of Catholic school weren't for naught because I remember all types of church history.  And my favorite bit of history from the old days was when antipopes popped up all over the place.  Well, guess what, I’m declaring myself pope!  I’ll start my own heresy, throw the Church into uproar and get excommunicated as a heretic by Easter.  Sounds like an awesome way to spend Lent :):)